"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/04/2018 at 15:01 • Filed to: None | 0 | 6 |
Technically a parking lot, so it’s not technically DOTS, I guess. GLS63.
This is just SO Alabama I can’t think of a more quintessential car. Built here, sold here in droves, horrendously thirsty, unreasonably fast, onboxiously loud when it wants to be — and tooling around all over the place, usually by soft-spoken, well mannered little ladies who see no irony in the choice of vehicle. That’s a pretty universal “New Money” thing, I just find it especially amusing with this demographic who likely just came from a Junior League meeting about how to raise funds for United Way or something similar.
Fun with stereotypes to paint a picture for you since I didn’t want to invade her privacy when she walked up — yes, it had a personalized tag. Because of course it did.
And in a single 30-minute errand, I saw TWO of them. This is the second. My Passat wagon is worth $1,400 (private party) on a good day. But I parked closer to the store, so HAHA!
Textured Soy Protein
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/04/2018 at 15:22 | 0 |
Were there bedazzle-butt jeans involved? Here in Wisconsin it’s usually a Yukon Denali and a bedazzle butt jeans.
Most likely driven from the mall to a McMansion in a subdivision built on what used to be a corn field 10 years ago, maybe with a golf course, but no privacy because of a total lack of any old growth trees. Just a bigass house among other bigass houses all in a flat field of grass.
fintail
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/04/2018 at 15:23 | 0 |
Bootstrappers no doubt.
Might be an illusion, it appears this doesn’t have driver’s assist/distronic? Cheapskates.
Plenty of these in my neck of the woods too, one of the default choices for similar Stepfords and sketchy relatively new arrival money launderers, I mean “businessmen” or “investors”.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Textured Soy Protein
01/04/2018 at 15:25 | 1 |
Of course not. Lululemon all the way. :D
Ash78, voting early and often
> fintail
01/04/2018 at 15:25 | 0 |
It appeared to all be built into the grill ornament, which was unusually glossy. Better than a standalone sensor, I suppose.
fintail
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/04/2018 at 15:28 | 0 |
Then it has it, doh. When the ornament is a flush glossy piece, it has driver’s assist.
Textured Soy Protein
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/04/2018 at 15:29 | 2 |
The continued popularity of bedazzle butt jeans in Wisconsin always baffles me. Then again, if you hear Bon Jovi on the speakers at a gas station here, you’d think they’re being retro, but they’ve actually just been playing that song since the 80s.